First Time- What to expect

[NMTBxxHTSP]

Shut the fuck up, you arrogant, know-nothing twat. You cannot deny experience. I didn't get high until the SIXTH TIME I smoked weed, and I've never changed the way I inhale. I knew the first time to inhale and hold it in my lungs several seconds. Don't go assuming your own first time encapsulates the scope of human experience.

LMFAO

Haha, anyways, i didnt get high until the second time i smoked. although the first time i took one big hit of nug, coughed up a lung and couldnt smoke anymore that night, drank like a gallon of water lol. makes me sound like a pussy but what ever, id never had a drop of smoke in my lungs before so they were understandably tender. didnt get high for the first time till just under a year later, think the aniversary was somewhere around this time of the year lol. good luck man, let us know how it goes. Peace

[GreenMachine]

dont worry bout the feeling you'll love it. ask your friend for inhaling tips and have a bottle of water with you cuz u might need it for your first time.

[t3h stonerer]

yeah, definetly have a bottle of water. the first time i got high was the most amazing thing ever. the first thing that happened to me was (this might sound weird) my balls started to feel tingly, then i got the giggles. my eyes started throbbing and my heart started beating really hard, but i just ignored it and it went away. colors became very vibrant, especially red and everything was really chill. you'll enjoy it very much. have fun!!!!

[Cleveland]

i got bombed my first time smoking. we made the 1.5 mile pilgrimage to dominos cause we were so frickin hungry. i couldn't breathe the whole way there cause i was laughing so hard.

the hardest thing to do is order food that has a name that is a play on words. for example, the eggnormous sandwich at BK, or a chillabration cake at DQ, i just can't do it without crackin up.

[slipknotpsycho]

what it will be like. varies by each person, me paticular it's very relaxing and makes me really talkitive, makes me want to be around people more than normal.

What does getting high feel like? again varries by each person, and it's kinda something you just have to experience by yourself, for me my eyes don't want to open as wide (as i get more sensitive to light i need them open even less to see thing clearly, might be a link between smoking and vision (on a side note, it's already been proven marijuana helps glaucoma type symptoms)

How long will it take to get sober again? as you get more and more into it (takes years for this to happen usually) at first i could be really stoned for hours and hours (4-5 hours maybe) now my highs last between 1-3 hours depending on how much i smoked or how long it's been since i had it

Any other info I should know? goverment produced crap (basicly anyting you seen deragatory towards weed) is bullshit. even ancient chinesse used it for it's medicinal benefits (think about how many people use ancient chinese recipies to get better and they work) there are alot of lies about weed, i suggest you inform yourself. of the "drugs" weed is the least harmful (no more harmful that cigarettes or alcohol is) you'd have to smoke your body weight (you weight 150 pounds you'd have to smoke 150 pounds) of marijuana of even the strongest weed just to od, and no known person has ever died from smoking weed directly (some idiot may have been to stoned to drive right and died as a result of that) there are 1000's if not 10000000's of lies about weed out there and you really need to know what's correct and what's not, but generally if it's widely accepted among the public, it's wrong. i can't even begin to describe how wrong everyting that is mass produced is wrong. dont' take this wrong, because alot of drugs are really dangerous if used wrong (most are safe if used right) that you hear about. but weed is next to 100% safe (of course if someone got in a wreck and killed them self, which i'm sure has happened at some point that makes it 99% safe) all i can say is do your research on any drug you're about to try or considering trying, if it gets you high, or you "think" it gets you high, before you do it, ask....wise old saying "better safe then sorry" when you're messing with drugs you could potetinally be messing with your life as well so it's always better to ask and be an "idiot" than not know and die. i guess that's all i can offer for now because that's alot to memorize, if you need further info on most drugs (i have a database of drugs built in my head based on FACTS, MEDICINALLY, SCIENTIFICALLY proved facts so if you need something ask, and there are others on these boards like me, that know the truths about many drugs, just remember ((not to turn you into an anarchist)) the governement often lies about such thigns for whatever reason, just because you think they have all the technology in the world doesn't mean they're telling the truth, i'm about 99.99999999999999999999999% positive they know the facts about marijauan yet they lie about it on comercials, governement paid for webistes and everything else, if you really wanna know why they do start a new thread asking why they do and you will get more than enough answers on why they do)

[mexicanpress]

Here to learn it all viisit http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._effects.shtml

[deathbyvalley]

the hardest thing to do is order food that has a name that is a play on words. for example, the eggnormous sandwich at BK, or a chillabration cake at DQ, i just can't do it without crackin up.

haha, i'm so awesome at ordering food when i'm stoned. i'm the designated order-er of the gang. i think i've only fucked up twice, but i love ordering chinese food and trying to pronounce everything

[GreenMachine]

damn i hate ordering food, once me and my buddy just finished blazing when we remembered the 'free cheeseburger' tickets we had for mcdonalds. so we go in, mouths drooling, when the dumb lady behind the counter tells us we have to answer a skill testing math question. it took us like a good 5 mins to get that question and eat our cheeseburgers lol

[slipknotpsycho]

when i'm stoned, i really don't give a fuck what i'm eating, EVERYTHING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TASTING THING IN THE WOLD >.< any one else get t hat?

[jahjahjahjah]

u r to young