i got bombed my first time smoking. we made the 1.5 mile pilgrimage to dominos cause we were so frickin hungry. i couldn't breathe the whole way there cause i was laughing so hard.

the hardest thing to do is order food that has a name that is a play on words. for example, the eggnormous sandwich at BK, or a chillabration cake at DQ, i just can't do it without crackin up.