I feel for you. I have worked in a pizzeria before and it is a fast-paced job. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, mind you, but as such it is quite stressful. In the position I worked there were no breaks. I didn't even know where the fucking bathroom was for the first 2 weeks.

Prepare to feel the full weight of the capitalist burden.

Consider the fact that corporate employment sets a bad economic precedent. Apply for a job at your local organic food store.