Does the idea that God could actually be a little less than omnipotent and omniscent? Maybe God is only omniscent within our universe. Within Its universe It's just a bundle of thoughts about everything and nothing at once. How about we retool the definition for omnipotent to mean, able to do anything except for anything that would cause a paradox. As soon as God makes something so heavy that It can't lift it, It gets strong enough to lift it. It balances out. Did that ever cross your mind?

P.S. I had a much better argument ready but when I was almost done, my drunken father closed the window. It was a massive post so I really don't feel like typing it again :sadcrying