Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian

[Stedric]

Some of my best friends are Christian. My girlfriend of two years is Christian. I don't think that determines much about a person, I've met Christians who I got along with fine and Agnostics (what I am) who I couldn't stand. Religion doesn't determine the character of a person.

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't read anymore. Ever since MudFu said that Catholics suck, I can see how Martin Luther King Jr. died. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna kill myself to rid this earth of mother fuckers that MudFu doesn't like. My Mother sucks, too, MudFu. MudFucken Thanks.

Asshole.

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't give a shit what you say about me, but leave my Mother out of this.

We all know that MudFu wouldn't like the type of person I am, so he should stay out of Americans' lives.

[beachguy in thongs]

Catholics...they....well....they suck plain and simple. t

What the fuck makes you better than me, MudFu?

I'm supposedly Christian, yet I highly doubt that Jesus Christ was alive, hence giving me second thoughts.

As a Christian, you worship a 2,000 year old figure. Why don't you suck?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm done with this. When you classify others in the way MudFu did, it makes it all seem meaningless because you know that there are other Human Beings in the world who don't care about the Human Race, as a whole.

MudFu, you better get your head together if you want Jesus Christ to accept you. After all, as a Christian, that is who you worship.

[beachguy in thongs]

I am Christian. I only consider myself Christian because I don't seem to fit in any other religous catagory like jewish or so on. This topic seems to try and make Christians look like they have no respect to others belifes. And lets not talk about Catholics...they....well....they suck plain and simple. (sorry to catholics, I do not mean you as a person I mean your church). If you want to insult christians try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrit

Read your stupid sentence again.

Okay, MUDFU...listen up, I stopped reading when I got to the Catholics suck part. You should word your sentences a little differently to avoid confusion.

I've been through the Holy Trinity which makes me Catholic. When I think of going to Church, I think of stoners chilling. After all, they instilled in me to knowledge that smoking pot is not evil. Neither is being me.

[beachguy in thongs]

It is funny how you say that you DO respect others' beliefs, and then go on to say that the Catholic Church sucks.

[beachguy in thongs]

If you want to insult christians try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrit

I'm not exactly trying to anger you...

But, if you want to insult Catholics, try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrite.

[420kidder]

I'd like to post this topic on my site just because I feel like it makes so much sense. I'm with you on this one and agree 100%. I was just writing in another topic on here about religion how my grandparents who can barely walk and are in their 70's will go out of their way to walk up the snowy/icy driveway because they HAVE to go to church because that's what god wants.

If I say anything to them, it's nonsense. I feel like some people are just plain retarded. No offense to real retarded people though. But dumb must you be to not believe in science which we see, but instead believe in teachings of early man from long ago in which they don't really make any sense as you pointed out. I'm not gonna really put this post on my site, but I'd like to.

[beachguy in thongs]

But dumb must you be to not believe in science which we see, but instead believe in teachings of early man from long ago in which they don't really make any sense as you pointed out. I'm not gonna really put this post on my site, but I'd like to.

Well, you're right, but tell that to the Government.

Plus, the teachings of Jesus Christ are basically the same as Osirius, Dionysus, Attis, Bacchus, and many others.

The thing is that, science was setup by God. Where do you think we got beakers from? That was his first gift to us.

That's pretty funny, I put that comma there. How can anyone not like Sundays, unless they have to work?