REAL christians:

love all things without exception.

permit others to believe anything they want, even though they might constantly tell the truth that everyone attacks as "opinion"; a real christian understands that the "one god" is actually a collective of all, and that we were meant to live as gods on earth; only christ has known this so far... maybe buddah and mohamed...

know that god will never ask of anything but faith.

know that there is no divine reason for reality, it is simply a simple game to keep the mind that is god entertained.

know that the ten commandments are a hint, not a fact.

know that i am actually a weasel with the head and wings of an eagle

okay, that last one might have been bunk, but that doesnt really change anything

given these, other than the weaseagle, how many true christians are there in the world?

im working toward it


but never call me a christian untill the "popular christian" (the top ten reasons given) is extinct. i;ll snap your neck without thinking about it... then i'd feel all bad and self conscious and we just dont need that.