Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
That doesn't make any sense. Assuming death is a "punishment", why would a supposedly all-loving deity punish the OFFSPRING of creatures that angered him, instead of just the creatures who did wrong? This is as ridiculous as God killing all the first-born children of the Egyptians for the crimes of their parents, and ordering his chosen people to commit genocide against the Amalekites for something their ancestors did hundreds of years before. There are only three possible interpretations here:

1) God is a complete asshole, and man has to do whatever he can to destroy this heinous thing.
2) The Bible is lying about God, and your theory about death being a punishment for something that angered God a long long time ago is wrong.
3) God does not exist at all.
fourth interpretation: beachguy was making an obviously ridiculous claim because it's funny. anyway, it could be true, we don't know for a fact it isn't

it's an interpretation of the adam and eve story
MyAntiDrugIsAmy Reviewed by MyAntiDrugIsAmy on . Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. Rating: 5