Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!

all the brain does is temporarily store information, and swiftly relays it to the mind, through your soul and ego.

it takes all the physical body and constantly sends "impulses" to the mind that are a collective of the entire workings of your body.

the brain also aids you in controlling PK, TK, telepathy, empathy, telempathy, etc.


but it is the immagination that actually controlls our universe and that isnt in the brain.

[weirdo79]

No its the invisible Pink Unicorn that controls all , or was it the flying Spaghetti Monster from Alpha Centauri. Damn it I'm gonna be damned now.....

Please try to stop the collison of the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxy since you'll be around forever ssw , Cuz it scares me.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

HAHAHAHA there's nothing that can be done about it, and i welcome it's presence, my aim is to ready everyone for it, so they may evolve!!!



you afraid of change huh? that's what this gfame is all about, but the more you fight it, the longer it takes!

[NewYorkDiesel]

GENESIS: I GAVE YOU ALL THESE HERBS AND SEEDS AND YOU SHALL USE THEM AS MEAT.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hemp seed and tofu are ten times better than meat.
toke pot and grow food. that is the path to divinity.


i need help, i cant do it alone! c'mon everyone!

[weirdo79]

Must fight change , grrr ack ugh! Cannot be free thinker grrr ahhh must remain fat bloated (oh screw the description just look at cheney for what im describing) must oppress! must oppress! (said like robot from lost in space the OLD tv series ).

On a serious note though , Im sorry, things have to die for me to eat. I love flesh ....its dirty and gross to some but delicious to me . (cept for most fish...excluding halibut and NO SHRIMP!!! YECHHHHH)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

yeah... i love meat as well, but i dont dislike many natural foods really...
i'd prefer a tofu, hemp seeds, refried beans, soy cheese, burrito with all sorts of seasonings after a good bowl or two!


you're eating a lot more in contrast, AND it's much healthier! still tastes great!


and besides, the occasional Buffalo or Deer isnt bad, as long as we use everything, and not let it go to waste.

[weirdo79]

ewww refried beans. Dont forget Moose though moose is good too damn us canuckistanis .

Never liked tofu though used to sell it , makes me gag. Dont EVER walk into a warehouse full of the stuff you'll never eat it again .

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol the shit is nasty unless fried properly lol it makes a sort of immitation ground beef if practically deep fried :P yum. with refried beans? mmmmmmm


and then seasonings of all sorts, cyanne pepper, crushed up hemp seed, lots of crushed up bud, thyme, sage.... mmmmmmmm *drool*

[beachguy in thongs]

lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!

That's wrong to lmfao at that, because it's true. Look at something as simple as "positive reinforcement". You can control events at a distance. But, oh, yeah, that's right. There's no such thing as energy (to you).