Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hehehe so it has!

and i already know i am certifyably insane, you dont have to point that out, but im gonna enjoy my freedom and even fight for it.

at least im COHERENT and UNDERSTAND my insanity, which is probably because i smoke pot, if i didnt, i'd probably be a complete nut! lol

Stoner Shadow Wolf Reviewed by Stoner Shadow Wolf on 12-05-2005. Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

Some images come to mind. :stoned:

[jahjahjahjah]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.

Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.

[beachguy in thongs]

I, personally, have never met anyone who has called themselves a "Christian".

I mean, being a Christian, means that you show a loving concern for others and you're humane.

You English have your religions screwed up. (Not to mention, your spelling)

Chris·tian Pronunciation (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.
n.
1. One who professes belief in Jesus as Christ or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. One who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.

[beachguy in thongs]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.

I'm sorry, but I didn't read number 4 until I was already counting your errors, such as bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, and the red neck.

[beachguy in thongs]

Moreover, the Christianity of which we speak is that which we find realized in the Catholic Church alone; hence, we are not concerned here with those forms which are embodied in the various non-Catholic Christian sects, whether schismatical or heretical.

I. ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY AND ITS RELATION WITH OTHER RELIGIONS

Christianity is the name given to that definite system of religious belief and practice which was taught by Jesus Christ in the country of Palestine, during the reign of the Roman Emperor, Tiberius, and was promulgated, after its Founder's death, for the acceptance of the whole world, by certain chosen men among His followers.

If the selection were made by Christ and His adherents, rationalists must tell us how these "ignorant and unlettered men" (Acts 4:13; cf. Matthew 13:54; Mark 6:2) knew the religions of the East, when it was a matter of astonishment to their contemporaries that they knew their own.

II. THE ESSENTIALS OF CHRISTIANITY
(1) The Teaching of Christ
(2) The Teaching of the Apostles

III. THE DIVINE PURPOSE IN CHRISTIANITY
(1) Universality includes both space and time
(2) Christianity is meant to be a perfect religion
(3) God intended, in the third place, that Christianity should be a visible organization.

I don't feel like reading it, but it's here...
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03712a.htm

[MoonStarer420]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.

Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.

I think this might refer to the south.

In reality I know 1,3,4 arn't true. I have a friend from High school who was top of her class and when to MIT. Christian as hell and goes on missionary trips all the time. It boggles my mind.

[mrdevious]

I think it's time we build a time machine and go back to see what jesus really said, 'cause damned if we have any accurate writings of what really went on.

[MudFu]

Forget the writting, witnessing is so much better.