havent been locked up but i have been cuffed while
drunk and put in a police car but get this because
i was younger looker and cooperative the cop took
me home and and told my parents he found me drunk
stumbling in a park headed the wrong way home
which was a lie i was crossing a park towards my house
and although it was true id fallen down several times
(i was shitfaced) i was still having a good time
the funniest part is i had a glass stem for a bong in
my pocket and when the cop searched me and found he
asked "You smoke crack outta this" haha
i tell him fuck no i smoke marijuana lol i actually
said marijuana too