I've been gone a while, and would just like to tell you all my story

It all started Last monday on Halloween, my friend Jason drank 4x over the legal limit(hes only 15 anyways), i drank some, we all smoked some. He went home drunk as fuck, and his mom, who is a nurse, brought him to the hospital. He didnt know his name and it took him 3 guesses to say who his mom was. Well, We almost got a lawsuit for that because he was supposed to be under my parents supervision.

Second story, last Wednesday i stole a mouse from my gay ass teacher Mrs. Walls. A computer mouse by the way, not a rodent. Well, some honkey bitch ratted me out and i had to return the mouse along with a note saying that I was sorry. Then the cop said a kid came saying he was scared I was going to kick his ass because he told on me. I dont know who it is yet, but if i threaten him at all, i get a lawsuit for theft and intimidation.

While I was at school, my mom was going through my room looking for the mouse. Well she found that, along with a 1/4 of dank, a few bowls, lighters, incense, and other crap. Well, i had to flush that weed

So now i'm grounded for a month, can't smoke, have no cash, and my english teacher absolutley hates me.

This is Pretty Shitty, is it not?
TheAtomicPunk Reviewed by TheAtomicPunk on . I'M BACK! I've been gone a while, and would just like to tell you all my story :p It all started Last monday on Halloween, my friend Jason drank 4x over the legal limit(hes only 15 anyways), i drank some, we all smoked some. He went home drunk as fuck, and his mom, who is a nurse, brought him to the hospital. He didnt know his name and it took him 3 guesses to say who his mom was. Well, We almost got a lawsuit for that because he was supposed to be under my parents supervision. Rating: 5