I know Im lazy but...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Richard rich for short, date of birth ??/08/1987. full address 666 Foolish Road Death Valley

Joshua, Josh for short, D.O.B 3/12/88 (I'm not going to blank that out as i've told all of you my b'day before and you will be reminded on the day itself) and my address is:

123 Fake Street,
Weedtown,
New York,
Cuba