Do You Drink Jager?

[Profane Motherfucker]

Do you drink Jager? I love that shit. Any crazy drunken Jager experiences?Discuss it here!

Profane Motherfucker Reviewed by Profane Motherfucker on 11-07-2005. Do You Drink Jager? Do you drink Jager? I love that shit. Any crazy drunken Jager experiences?Discuss it here! Rating: 5

[dopefiend]

i once had 10 jagerbombs and puked all over my homie's bathroom

[chakruh]

when i was a youngin we used to steal this shit from "Meijer" like a few fifths a day for a few months and had some crazy times swiggin on that shit, fuck the bombs...
it supposedly is supposed to have ingredients of the opiate variety but i've heard differently like "they only sell the shit with opiates in europe/germany" anyway this shit is crazy, after you drink too much everytime u think about the taste ur cringe..
it's like syrypy and red bulls do help the aftertaste

[Hempamasta]

Yeah.. I used to put a bottle of it in my freezer, and when I got off work I would drink about 1/2 a bottle of it, and it was freezing cold.. I got drunk as fuck but I loved it.

[Ratmbmx10]

We had a bunch of week and a bottle of jager at my house one night. One kid got so drunk he crawled up into these rafter like things we have and was growling, it funny as hell. I personally don't mind the taste, in fact I like it.

[Chucky76]

We had a bunch of week and a bottle of jager at my house one night. One kid got so drunk he crawled up into these rafter like things we have and was growling, it funny as hell. I personally don't mind the taste, in fact I like it.

jager tastes great...for the first few drinks....

i went on a spring break trip to austria last year, and we drank so much jager it was obscene. after that ive been pretty sick of it.

[jahjahjahjah]

yes

[letsdoit]

yah i like yager, it tastes like black licorice to me by itself, and it is delich with red bull...
\....i have 2 stories but i will tell you one because i blacked out for part of the other one ....

i was in high school and my ex boyfriend (that i broke up with but still wanted to be with) asked what i was doing that night and wanted me to go to a party with him...so i did... well first we drank a bunch of yager at his house and smoked :smokin: then this slut that liked him came over with one of his buddies and started making out on his bed (our bed) and they ended up breakin it..
..well that pissed him off and he threw his bed out on the lawn (ya his mom wasnt happy)
then we went to the party and drank more yager, and i was sitting on his lap and drinking/smoking/playingetc.etc. with him all night...well....i HAD to pee, so i went up stairs to pee and then went right back down, when i got there some chick was leaning in to kiss him and i got Pissed..
So I pushed him into her from behind and then proceeded to kick her face in

So there were like 15 guys trying to hold me back,and i ended up kicking a door that i had to pay for, it sucked but i got a few hits, and she was scared shitless of me after that, one time i ran into her in the bathroom and she was like, er,um,exccus,xcuseme...*cant decide which way to go*,then bolts for the door,looking down... it was funny :dance:

but the story isnt finished yet, man this feels like its been forever... but whatchya gonna do?...so...oh yeah, we went back to his house, we were all so drunk,it was stupid,,,and therehe tried to explain that he didnt know what was going on, blamed the yager
I wasnt buyin it, so his best friend drunkenly decided to take me aside alone and attempt to convince me that it wasnt his fault....
well that pissed my guy off bcuz he thought his friend was going to try somethin with me cuz i was so drunk and vulnerable, which i wouldnt have but he felt like such an ass and thought he deserved it or something....
So he got really mad and punched a hole in his wall,

the hole in the wall along with the broken bed on the lawn, ...his mom was kinda pissed,we were still drunk when she got home in the morning.
Plus that is the night he and i conceived our first child
So i guess you could say that yager produces miracles...we are still together and now hav e 2 kids.....btw, that night, his best friend ended up taking my best friends virginity. so sad. but she didnt get preg... :clap:

I had to go to work (subway) and i was still all drunk...i remember preparing the meatballs, i was pouring them in a bowl all covered in marinara sauce, it made me almost hurl.. so sick...haha

ahhh jager...

[SensiRide]

Do you mean jagermeister-the stuff in a dark green bottle? If so, I had some shots of it the other night and it gave me an awful headache-didnt like it

[Monkey4Sale]

No, I did once in college, but I don't drink much.