Penguin was taken
Penguin is my nickname. In 8th grade my friend Frank noticed that I sway side to side when I walk (I thought he was kidding until recently. I wobble pretty bad ). Then he looked at my feet, which point outwards. So, from that point on, I have been known as Penguin by my friends. Or Jake. But some will only call me Penguin. Usually Frank and whoever he introduced me to as Penguin.

Oh, Beachguy, Lateralus was asking a valid question. Calm down. He wanted to know which definition of thong you meant.