Reverse munchies

[beachguy in thongs]

That's how I look at it.

I don't like eating while I'm high.

Of course it does.

Any activity where you're adding, or deleting, anything from your blood affects your high. When you're molecules thicken from being stoned, it takes more work for the nutrients to pass through the membrane walls of the Mitochondrachtular Sequencing System.

Remember, SMOKING WEED EXTENDS CELL-LONGETIVY...it's a fact.