not really a stupid place but messed up anyway, i rolled a joint at a friends house during the 1st and only party he ever had, a really paranoid chap that never ever smoked in public.
basically i rolled it, lit it up, looked up and 2 pigs walked straight in the fucking door.
the best outdoor smoke i had was at the back of an open roofed double decker sight seeing bus driving around barcelona, spose there wasnt much risk really cause they dont really give a shit about smokin in spain.
stupidest place was hitting a pipe in a cinema years ago, some old guy complained, they stopped the film for a while and asked some chavs in front of me to leave. ha ha.