Quote Originally Posted by lateralus
Mother nature sure is pissed lately. I'm jus' waitin' for her to kill California with a massive earthquake or something.
"Oh, won't we party hard when LA goes kersplash? Ah, grin from ear to fuckin' ear, won't we? LA fell in the ocean? Ahahahahahahaha! ♪There is a Goooood, he loves us aaaall so much.♪ LA is a nightmare place, man. You always meet this one guy out in LA, who's always this real smarmy guy, he always says this: 'Yeah I love calling back east January 1. What are you all doing? Snowed in, huh? Bummer. Me? I'm out by the pool! Hahahahaaaa!' What a dick this guy is. That's why I always used to love to call LA when I lived in New York. 'What are you all doing? Talking to TV producers, huh? Bummer. Me? I'm reading a book! Yeah, we're thinking back east! Yeah, we're evolving! Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye! *WHOOOOOSH* Ahahahaha, it's gone, it's gone, oh it's gone, all the shitty shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the fucking wind are dead. I love it. Leaving nothing but a cool beautiful serenity called...Arizona Bay. That's right. When LA falls in the fucking ocean and it's flushed away, all it'll leave is Arizona Bay." —Bill Hicks