The highest I've ever been was the day me and my buddy Arron found $100 in the parking lot to my apartment complex. We split it 50/50. He bought a thirty sack, a blunt wrap, and munchies, and I bought four packs of cigarettes, paid our friend's old lady ten bucks so he could smoke up with us, and munchies. I swear to god, that was the fattest blunt ever rolled. It was like a Phillies stuffed with weed, and it lasted at least 45 minutes. At the end of the day, I found myself in a beanbag chair tripping out on a discoball listening to Cypress Hill. Not to mention I destroyed one of my shirts by spilling a bunch of ketchup and mayo on it from getting a fatty ass birger at Burger King.

Good times.