EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT

[ADaisyChain]

jesus is god! hell ya. internet faith. gotta haff it.

[yocass]

wow. You guys get e-worked up so e-asily good job rldqaz, now everyone has gone on a school shooting rampage because you e-posted a joke... or statement. e-hillariou ass

[rldqaz]

Let me simplify it for you, Hell will be an eternity of lucidity without weed

[beachguy in thongs]

"Jesus is God." â??ridgaz
"God is dead." â??Friedrich Nietzsche
Therefore, Jesus is dead. So get over it.

I guess that would make it, "Jesus Was God".
So does that make it, "God Was Dead?"
Therefore, Jesus was dead. So I got over it?

"We are God."---Stoner Shadow Wolf
"Open minded, intelligent people don't force their ideals upon others." William Jacob Martinez

And this would be, "We were God."

[beachguy in thongs]

See also monotheism, polytheism, deism, theism, pantheism, and God.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I hear that there is a new church being formed, and the members feel that they have found the real God. They named their church after him: The First Church of Chicken Little.

[beachguy in thongs]

How can it be the first church???

They've got one of those.

[Dr Evil]

JESUS IS GOD

DUDE... PLZ,PLZ,PLZ...WHAT EVER U R SMOKING :rasta: GIVE ME SOME PLZ... OR AT LEAST TELL US ALL WHAT IT'S CALLED... COUSE THAT MUST BE SOME POWERFULL SHIT THAT UR SMOKING :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: COUSE JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD AND NOT GOD!!! I NEVER CURSE ON THIS BOARD BUT U R... A DUMB S.O.B. PLZ IN THE FUTURE BEFORE U POST SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT... GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT. THANKS

[mrdevious]

alright....


*sets up shield*

*gets ready to run*


Buddha is god! mwahahahahahahahahaha... and so on.......

[slipknotpsycho]

liek zomg roxorz god came to me in a dream last night and told me he reincarnated himself!!! MY ASSHOLE IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!