EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT

[Oneironaut]

"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." —George Carlin

[beachguy in thongs]

"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun.

Tell me why your God gives skin-rashes and sunburns... :what:

And too much of your God will kill plants...

See you worship a mass-murderer, also.

[Euphoric]

christianity and islam is the result of stopping the consumption of our brain growers. (hallucinogens)
christainity and islam and the like are more akin to ape soceity ethics than anything. apes worship the alpha male (god) and are afraid of snakes (satan)
these primitive hearted religons replaced the religons of earlier people (shroom eaters) who held stronger concepts of higher dimensional frequencies.

[beachguy in thongs]

You see, a lot of people quote the Bible and I don't see half of the words when I look it up in the Bible I have. I've never read a bible. My belief is to be the person whom all of the religious figures (who taught me Roman Catholicism) accepted me as...and they accepted a trouble-maker/wise-guy. When I went back to Church for my neice's baptism, I told Father Gulley that I've been in Purgatory for the past few years. My Brother said, "Chris! You don't say that to a priest", afterwards.

So, all this stuff I hear and see, I judge upon my own viewpoint with no discipline (my father's fault) instilled in me, only the heart of my Mother and whoever else wanted to share in my life.

[Monkey4Sale]

Wait, so am I supposed to give Jesus a blow job? I'm not bowing and then tonguing anyone except my wife.

[beachguy in thongs]

"EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT"

So, which is it? This world or the next? ...j/k :stoned:


But, seriously, you meant, AND?

[WalkaWalka]

NOOoOOo The Christian Fundamentalists are taking over the net too NOnOOnOOoOOO

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

dont worry, they're really just debasing themselves in the end...

[Ganj]

we will all see when the greatest battle of our time will be the time that the choice you make will ultimately decide your resting place. i read an article about it. it's pretty interesting. you can't convert someone, they have to make that choice on their own. god is a generous man. although he's given everyone on this planet a chance to proclaim him as God and their only God, when this battle comes we will all have one last chance.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i think i follow you... but then again, i really dont know... lol what are you talking about exactly?