dude. there was this one time me and sum friends were rolling around with this guy in his car, and we were driving down the freeway with the overpasses and shit, and we were hotboxing a few blunts, and the next day, im sitting there talking to him at school, and he said that all he could think about everytime we went over or under a bridge or over/under pass that how he could just jerk the wheel once and kill all of us.

me, the most random thing i think about, and ive thought about since i was in the 6th grade, and 4 years later im stil thinking about. and that is: how the fuck dose the bus driver closes the door when they get off the bus.