Damn, if i cut my girlfriend's head off and stuck it on your ex's body they'd be the same damn person...apart from my gf hasn't got troll feet.

Seriously, if she sent me a lecture that long and authoritarian and condescending i'd send one back, doubly long and doubly everything else. She's acting like your mom! And what do we say when mom crosses the line...fuck off!
blastfast Reviewed by blastfast on . Have a laugh at this old email I found from a psycho bitch... Enjoy.. The names have been changed to protect the deranged. The only reason I'm doing things this way is because I know that I'd probably be very hateful talking to you on the phone, and I don't want that to happen. It goes without saying that I'm horribly disenchanted with you. I mean, I've been gone one night and something has already happened. (By the way, the "something that happened" was me getting drunk.. thats it. Not me getting drunk and sleeping with someone, or even fucking Rating: 5