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[STDzRus]

I SAID 2057 MAN!!

More info about the future.


2088
There will be no elected female President, or minority president for that matter.

STDzRus will be 100 years old which means he will have been registered to the boards for 83 years.

The government will feed weed plants weird chemicals to make them produce gigantic nugs the size of watermelon. And then you can buy them at subway in the party pack.

2 liter and 3 liter bottles in America will be replaced with 2 liter and 3 liter bags for home soda fountain machines. Because everybody will have one.

There will be an abandoned gas station STILL, with cracks in the pavement and weeds growing through. Only these weeds will be cannabis (the male indica?) and cats will roam wild where catnip fields grow like dandelions.

Rivers will turn into creeks and states will turn into islands in a major eartquake that causes the USA to become the 50 UNCONJOINED states of Amercia.

I feel like i'm doing a retarded David letterman Top 10. And he will still be alive because he is filthy filthy rich and will have his brain frozen and inserted into a hot 23 year old german model who shaves her armpits and wears no panties.

LMFAO