Jokes and things to do while alone and stoned

[maskedpantsman]

OKAY OKAY okay ...okay... go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and in the most serious voice and face, say plethora, marmolade, and other silly sounding words. oooooh shit you'll be laughing your ass off.

lmao, aw shit man, I did that last weekend.
The word that really got to me was Lebanon.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

AHAHA! That's AWESOME...

Try "Sproing"
I love sproing.

[Optimus Pot]

I do whip-its.

[king kong bong]

Q. What do you call it when you drop a roach and it burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole.

hahaha that shit happened to me before but it was the ashes. i was so high i didnt notice until my chest felt like it was on fire. im like wtf and look down and see these ashes on my chest burnin a hole through my shirt. i still wear the shirt to this day, pot hole and everything. hahaha

[mellow mood]

So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.

I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.

-Loves of love. :stoned:

jerkkk off :dance:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

King kong that's so funny!! I've grabbed the tiniest roach before to toss it in a bowl, and not feel a thing when I'd usually be crying from the burning -laughs- so I know how you feel!

[king kong bong]

yea, its a good thing i didnt have no chest hair or my birds nest woulda went up in flames.