OK I'm blowed now, I need some opinions....Was I wrong???

[PoBoy Blazze]

OK, here's the scenario...I know this guy right, he's a 38-year old caucasian (i spell that right?) ex-truck driver with dreams of being a rapper, right....So he finds me just calls me up one day outta the blue when I was living in Vegas, he's back home where I'm from, Haterzburg, and he needs beats talking bout he got connections wit people and this and that, right...well, anyway make a long story short we been kinda sorta cool for about---I'd say the last 4 months....but check it we ain't tight, right, he's sorta slow and he can't rap for shit, but he kept it real wit me, and I can appreciate that...but I've seen his face less than 20 times, so it ain't like we homeboyzzzzz......
Anyway, I needed him to help me capture some footage for my show, so I was going to his house to film a segment of Real Weed where we were having a blunt-rolling contest, right...He had been tellin me about this girl that was around, one of the New Orleans evacuees from Katrina, had got in a little trouble, his dads a bail bondsman, so he helped her out, some kinda way it worked out his dad had to go out of town so he needed him to "babysit"---so she's there right I walk in the room and there's this broad, about 5'11", strawberry-blonde hair, green eyes (green's really my favorite color), perfect body big perfect tits and all, right....I'm like, "Damn" (cause I don't hold nothin back and my boy know it), "Man what the FUCK you don stumbled across?!!?" just as blatant as ever! The boy was instantly embarrased I didn't know at the time that he had been pushin up on the broad, right..well, I kinda figured it but I couldn't help myself I was instantly feenin for the bitch right? So I'm lookin at her and she's kinda blowin me off or whatever, but I didn't give a fuck cause I'm cool like that, right....so I fucked wit the broad all day, even pulled my boy to the side beggin him to let me bang her I'm like, "Man, that girl a freak man what's up you gon set that bitch out or what???" Man, he's like, "Man, I don't know man, I kinda like her, man she might be the ONE for me"---c-g-asfvns----freeze------"What the FUCK man are you kiddin me???" Anyway, we go on and on like that all day during the weed rolling contest and afterwards....drinkin beers(she likes Heineken), gettin fucked up, me flirtin wit her steady beggin my boy (like forreal if I was shady, I coulda straight tried to swoop her behind his back all disrespectful and shit but I'm a grown ass man, right??!?)....anyway, ends up he puts me out for the nightlol...ok, cool, handle yo business....................Next mornin I'm wakin up, rollin a blunt, my cell phone rings...my boy's name pops up, so I answer, anxious to hear all the freaky details from the night before........Lo and Behold it's the BIITTTCCHH....Oh shit I'm feelin you too baby, she tellin me she want somebody that can hurt her, SHE starts tellin me all the freaky details from the night before, how she tellin him to hurt her and he kept sayin he didn't want to hurt her, right......well shit it's on then.....he was gone later when she called, dumb bastard (and he is dumb right cause like 4 of us (his boyz) was tellin him the same shit and ne actin all wussy) left his cellphone with the broad--she said she wanted some beer...naturally I obliged and was on my way, right....Got there, she tried her best to get me to come in but I wouldn't, rather, I called my boy--told him I was comin to town to meet me at his house where you at anyway?-----He said he was 5 minutes away I said cool I'll be there in 3...I stood outside for 20 minutes!! Finally, couldn't take it anymore and I went in.....I know, bad move....
Got in there, on the couch chillin, he pulls up 10 minutes later and walks in---Formalpleasantries as usual, what's up po yeah man blablabla----anyway, we go in his studio, start fuckin wit some music, suddenly we're recording more footage for the PoShow-------realize later my boy is drunk as he starts snapping on the bitch--got all that shit on camera he was trippin hard straight makin an ass out himself callin her his old lady, and wifey and shit, and he been knowin the bitch a total of 3 DAYS at this point, I figure she's fair game.....We all told him what was up with the bitch, right.....anyway, now he's mad at her so I make my move, "Hey man, lemme holla atchalol----man look, now you see how the bitch gon do ya man I'm yo boy if I don't fuck that bitch SOMEBODY gon fuck that bitch, right?"---"Yea you right, man..you can have that bitch I don't even like that ho no mo!!" I'm like, "Alright well cool, check it out---I still need ya'll to be roommates(remember she's an evacuee on paperz who his dad was helping out so how better to help her out than give my dumb retarded son some free pussy??), cause I ain't got nowhere to take her (I'm married), she can't come home with me so check it out, I'ma fuck wit her, she stays here, ya'll gone be roommates we all gon be cool, and I'll do your whole CD for free (that's 5 G's, right...)" So I really liked the bitch so I was willing to do whatever...he's like cool, so then he's like "Well, I'm going to bed, ya'll lock up when you get through"....So he's out, me and the bitch on the couch I'm rubbin on her ass and shit--3 minutes later we hear a door slam--dam he trippin! Now she had been tellin me how hard he had been trippin and how jealous he was after only 3 DAYS which really turned her off....He comes back up, asks me to fuckin LEAVE---"What the Fuck, MAN aww you gon have to give me my player points back that shit ain't cool at all we had a deal!" But I ended up leavin anyway......
ANYWAY---make a long story short--I kidnapped her when she got off work yesterday, she told him she was hangin out witha girlfriend, I briskly took her out of town from Hattiesburg to Laurel Mississippi, and banged the SHIT out of her like 5 times in a hotel room.........I tried to be a man and give him the playa way out, I was gonna fuck the bitch anyway and I even TOLD him that shit....now I'm going behind his back bangin the bitch, she ain't fuckin with him at ALL---just waiting to save enough money from her job to get her own apartment cause she already know I ain't payin for that shit.......But tell Me, Was I Wrong???

PoBoy Blazze Reviewed by PoBoy Blazze on 11-02-2005. OK I'm blowed now, I need some opinions....Was I wrong??? OK, here's the scenario...I know this guy right, he's a 38-year old caucasian (i spell that right?) ex-truck driver with dreams of being a rapper, right....So he finds me just calls me up one day outta the blue when I was living in Vegas, he's back home where I'm from, Haterzburg, and he needs beats talking bout he got connections wit people and this and that, right...well, anyway make a long story short we been kinda sorta cool for about---I'd say the last 4 months....but check it we ain't Rating: 5

[SensiRide]

Damn.
I read it all but it didnt really sink in.........WHAT?!!

[PoBoy Blazze]

Sorry man I know that shits longlol

[soHi]

damn u read all that and didn't even pay attention, i read about four lines and i was lost, dunno why i'm bothering to tell u this really?

[highjinx]

sorry dude i would try an help you out but thats just too damn long to read!
*blazed* :stoned: :dance:

[PoBoy Blazze]

I understand...to sum it all up, we told my boy she was a ho, you can't turn a ho into a housewife, right? Told him over and over and over, he didn't listen, I fucked the bitch...was I wrong?

[butters]

dam

[SensiRide]

Just a thought â?? the way you refer to the girl â?? do you have any respect for females or are they all 'bitches' to you

[PoBoy Blazze]

No, I love females please excuse, but this was a bitch and she'll admit to that fact...I like bitches too

[ilikerabbits]

yeah calling women bitches is just so disresectfull and inconsiderate.