u gotta here this shit

[lateralus]

Hey it's the girl who's fuckin' the enemy.

[jfoster]

im so confused.....

principle: "Hey Jake. Thats a nice new shirt you're wearing."
Jake: "iwa sguan shoot him."
principle: "Nevermind, I hate your shirt. You're suspended."

that was pretty funny

[GSW389]

dude, lol, this kids posts are never literate. however, i managed to break down his day into these steps:

1. He wore an offensive shirt which he has worn before, but has not been punished for
2. He learns of a new student joining his class, who happens to be his ex-bestf riend
3. He claims that he will beat the kid's ass if he trys to "start shit"
4. His teacher sent him to the office for it, where they told him to either turn it inside out, or go home and change it, then come bakc with a new shirt
5. He went home, changed, then came back and talked to the new kid (who is his ex-best friend) about how he was previously treated unfairly by him
6. The kid claims that he said he was going to shoot him (possibly because he learned of the previous ass-beating threat), and jakenthegentiles is therefore suspended for threatening a classmate
7. His principal is contemplating calling the state police, which is bad new because he is on probation

Everyone get it?

[GSW389]

if any1 was to ever touch my girl, be it a fist or a dick(by fist i mean punching here if it was a lesbo that was using her fist on my girl i would be like sweet) but i would kick his ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS ICON IS :dance: BUT I THINK THIS GUY IS PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE ADN THATS WHAT IM DOING BECAUsE IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

[CocaCola]

One time I wore an offensive shirt too school. I became very popular after that.

[jfoster]

oh, one more thing.... you have to hear this shit. its banana phone backwards

[Midnight Baker]

Wait! what happened to the shirt!??! is it alright?! please oh god let the shirt be ok!

[Midnight Baker]

again...stick to the topic at hand. you guys seem pretty hostile for people that smoke weed. relax and take it eaaasy maan

[EzRyder]

or the principal just felt bad for you cause you can't spell or write anything that makes sense~

[Aristotle]

what the hell does that have to do with your shirt

LMAO.