Dude-- there are plenty of ways to score papers if you're not 18. If you ask around, you can probably find a gas station in town that sells to minors. If not, find your local hobo and give him 5 bucks to go in there and buy you four or five packs of 'zags, and you're set for a long time!

If you absolutely, totally can't get papers, blank bible paper sealed with honey works well. Either that, or get down to your local hardware store and throw together a plumbing-parts piece with a faucet screen in the bowl.