Jersey Girl, newbie.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ahaha, speakin' of places smelling. My friends and I were taking a trip to philly (which is a whole nother story) and on the way there, we had the windows down and as soon as we were entering philly we could SMELL it.


And just for the hellovit:::

1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park. :: I was like 5 and this kid pushed me down this slide thing and..well..to make the story short, I had a bloody lip and needed stitches.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges". :: No
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. :: Haha yes, definitly.
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.:: Duh
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. :: Hahah yeah, for the most part; my sence of direction sucks.
6. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. :: My local diner is going out of buissness but yep
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.:: yes
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.:: Uh duh
9. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen :: Oh god, yes
and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.:: Sayerville
10. You know what a "jug handle" is. ::Sure, that little turn thingie you have to make that turns you around.
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.:: DUDE! I LOVE WAWA!
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland. :: Nope, it isn't.
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The
Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not
he "Garden State Highway". :: hahah duh.
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. :: hahah
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it
a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero". :: Yeah, they actually did make good subs.
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. :: Haha no, actually I don't.
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. :: Oh god, yes.
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving.:: ...duh
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) :: Ahaha
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it
"The City". :: Uh yeah, what else would you do?
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. :: And kickass.
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. :: Mmhm.
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high. :: I wasn't born then =P
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. :: I don't.
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route.:: Hahah
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different". :: AHAHAH YES!
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. :: Hell yeah
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.:: Both.
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.:: Hahaha yes.
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. :: Nah, sadly.
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. :: I live right off 202. =P
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. :: Oh god. Too true.
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. :: Ahahaha.
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall. :: Yes. -cringe-
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus. :: Can't say I have.
36. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around. :: Duh. And most people from Central go to Wildwood as well.
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. :: Central Jersey, bitch!
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. :: Hahaha, those are the scariest places for a little white girl to pick up some shit at
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. :: Bamburger's + Channel.
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries. :: Fuck yeah.
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. :: Ah, nah. And finally...
42. You've never pumped your own gas. :: You bet, and I don't plan on it.


My personal favourite: "Jeet, yet?"
"No, jew?"

You know you're from jersey if you know that I was just talking about eating.

[Breukelen advocaat]

We in Brooklyn also know what that means, lol:
Did you eat yet? No, did you?



A lot of Joisey people were originally from Brooklyn.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

-laughs- True, true.

But only people in the city say "Joisey" specifically bronx/queens area.

I've never heard anyone from jersey say 'joisey' but it'd be cool as shit tho.