Haha, that was a good one! However I prefer

Man: "Can I come on your face?"
*and then the man procedes to come on her face*

What I like about this one is that it doesn't require a response
Tilde Reviewed by Tilde on . Female comebacks!!!!!!! FEMALE "COMEBACKS" Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks! :p :p :p Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Rating: 5