Well, obviously any girl who wouldn't automatically swoon to my totally awesome pick-up lines MUST be ugly and stupid...it can't be my fault, right? Only people with my sense of humor (which, by default, is THE sense of humor) can understand it.
GAH! You answered a question with another question Fine, I guess I'll have to end everything with an enigmatic statement.

SEXY RUBBERDUCKY!
Tilde Reviewed by Tilde on . Female comebacks!!!!!!! FEMALE "COMEBACKS" Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks! :p :p :p Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Rating: 5