Can anybody answer these questions? Anyone? Any one?

[beachguy in thongs]

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"?

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub?

3. How do James Bond, the Japanese and voodoo priests cure hangovers?

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?

5. What is a teetotaller?

6. Which idiots first taxed booze?

7. How to say "Hangover" in German and "Cheers" in Welsh?

8. What are the impurities called that scientists blame for hangovers?

9. How did lusty King Henry VIII punish palace staff who made female servants pregnant?

10. What distance does alcohol travel through your bloodstream before your entire body is pickled?

11. Who said "A woman drove me to drink - and I never even wrote to thank her"?

12. In which country is wine called "the milk of the elderly"?

13. How do you make Scots Guts and Highland Honey?

14. Why is St. Brigid of Ireland loved by drinkers and disliked by brewers?

15. Who advocated the following hangover cure: "A barrel of oysters, a dish of neats' tongues, a dish of anchovies, wine of all sorts and Northdowne Ale"?

16. Why did the wines of ancient Egypt and ancient Libya keep drinkers running to the loo?

17. How do you mix an alcoholic Pope, an alcoholic Cardinal, and an alcoholic Bishop outside the Catholic Church?

18. Which Australian State or Territory boasts the largest beer consumption in the world - 236.4 litres a year for every man, woman, and child?

19. Who was Mr. Grog?

20. Which right Royal tippler believed that the only hangover cure was warm brandy liberally spiced with pepper?

I need to know these answers, can I have some help, please?

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 11-01-2005. Can anybody answer these questions? Anyone? Any one? 1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"? 2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub? 3. How do James Bond, the Japanese and voodoo priests cure hangovers? 4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ? 5. What is a teetotaller? Rating: 5

[ShamanicHippy]

no, no one can

[Az.]

ill try a few.....but leave some for others.....lol....i like your threads

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub? ---Kalgoorlie

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"? ----Dylan Thomas?...maybe

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?----Errol Flynn and David Niven


5. What is a teetotaller? someone who wont touch alcohol at all....i think....i havert heard that word in years

[beachguy in thongs]

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub? ---Kalgoorlie
Australia's smallest pub can be seen in the heart of Kalgoorlie, where it did brisk business between 1899 and 1924. A mere 3.35 metres wide, the British Arms was strategically placed opposite the busy Hannan Street railway station, which meant it quenched the thirst of miners both coming to and leaving the fabulously rich Western Australian goldfield. Today it is the Gold Mile Museum, which holds many fascinating goldrush relics.

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"? ----Dylan Thomas?...maybe

Um, Um, Um, Holy Correctness.

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?----Errol Flynn and David Niven

Errol Flynn and David Niven shared a house in Hollywood which they aptly named "Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea". For a while the two dabbled with other drugs as well, until they settled down and concentrated on booze. Flynn later admitted he had tried everything from heroin to putting a pinch of cocaine on his penis - as an aphrodisiac. The two almost succeeded in drinking Hollywood dry, and in the process established an amazing reputation for wenching and wild behavior.

5. What is a teetotaller? someone who wont touch alcohol at all....i think....i havert heard that word in years
That horrible word teetotal was invented by a New York temperance society which demanded that new members put a huge "T" next to their names whenever they signed them to signify Total abstinence from booze. They soon became known as T-totals and gave the English language the word teetotal.

"A teetotaller is the very worst sort of drunkard." -E.F.Benson

Damn, thanks for teaching me something Az. :smokin:

[esrabalamir]

ĞAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAĞ !! what are these question buddy?...lol too much tooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhh LOL

[LonerStoner]

Sweeet! I know one!

11. Who said "A woman drove me to drink - and I never even wrote to thank her"? - WC Fields

[beachguy in thongs]

Nice, LonerStoner gets a point!

Az. -4
LS -1
The world - 0

[Az.]

ill go for 5 points....

19. Who was Mr. Grog?-----was his name greg?

[STDzRus]

21. I need to know these answers, can I have some help, please? Maybe

YES I answered one!

[beachguy in thongs]

Az. - 4
LS - 1
SzU- .333

Mr. Grog got his nickname because he wore a cloak of coarse cloth called grogram. He was labeled a cheapskate when, in 1740, he declared that Royal Navy sailors could no longer have their neat half-pint of rum, but that it should be diluted with water.

WHO WAS HE???