way back in 1st grade when i was six, i used to always to roll fake, paper joints and act like i was smoking them in class. then in second grade i found some weed growing behind my house and i thought it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen. it was soo cool how the flowers werent like normal flowers and how they were covered with what i thought was diamonds. I picked some and showed some people at school and they all wanted to buy it from me... i was so naive then, i had no idea what was going on, all i knew was i had a feild of free candy and soda money...lol i spent another year selling pot, until i figured out what the the situation was but i didnt get to try it then

then my family moved and i met my friend nate. by this point all i wanted to do was smoke pot. my lucky day came when i was eight years old. we found some pot in his dads sock drawer and made a little bawn fire out of it, standing over it breathing the smoke. we went inside and watched cartoons and laughed our asses off.

then it was two more years b4 the second time i smoked. my bro and his friend were smoking a bowl under my porch and i snuck up on them. They were smoking it out of an aluminum foil pipe. It was then that i realized my prior stupidity with the bawn fire. I got so fucking stoned i thought i was hallucinating, but then i realized that i was just watching cartoons again.

another two yrs rolled by b4 my 3rd time. my brother was smoking some kine in his room and i had walked in to bum a cigarette and i was like, "dude, is that pot or drugs?" he said pot and handed me the pipe. i toked and got even more blazed than either of the other times. we just sat there smoking and talking about shit like death and god and the big bang theory. life was so clear to me for that instant and i decided i was going to be a stoner for the rest of my life... since then ive toked up every day except when the town was dry..

story of my life? "drug" dealer at six, "delinquent" at eight, again at 10, and then full blown stoner since 12.

I love you so very much, mary jane.