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[beachguy in thongs]

Why is it that everything, in the Universe, works out mathematically? Why doesn't Haley's comet run into us on schedule? Why is every place in sight of our planet, barren?

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[ermitonto]

The Big Bang occurred. Who's putting these thoughts into your head?
How are you coming up with the freewill to think these things, as well as eat you're breakfast, and remember your girlfriend?
Why are thoughts created?

Thoughts are created because it is evolutionarily beneficial for us to have thoughts. Nobody is "putting" these thoughts into my head. My sensory organs do that.

[ermitonto]

Why is it that everything, in the Universe, works out mathematically? Why doesn't Haley's comet run into us on schedule? Why is every place in sight of our planet, barren?

I don't have the answers to those questions, and neither does the Bible. The Bible just says the universe was created by some big invisible murderer, and can't explain where that thing came from. That doesn't answer the question; it just brings up a plethora of new questions.

[beachguy in thongs]

E-tito, who created thoughts of evolution, or who created evolution? Your mother and father gave you those sensory organs, so they are your God.

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a question, have you read the Bible, every word? Cause I sure the Hell haven't.

[ermitonto]

E-tito, who created thoughts of evolution, or who created evolution? Your mother and father gave you those sensory organs, so they are your God.

Organisms which have mutations that help them survive in their environment live longer and are more successful at passing on their genes. Nobody "created" that phenomenon; it just happens. The Bible certainly doesn't mention my parents anywhere, so I don't see why I should consider them as a God and not just as my parents. I love them but I don't worship them as omniscient, omnipotent creators of the universe.

[ermitonto]

I have a question, have you read the Bible, every word? Cause I sure the Hell haven't.

No. But if you're going to believe in it so fervently, you probably should.

[beachguy in thongs]

What I'm saying is that they created your Universe, you can't deny it. But, it's something you can hold against them. But they're Our immediate Gods and we have to be accepted by them before we can attain other Gods.

Saying that Jesus was the Son of God to explain everything that happened in his lifetime, for 2000 years, must have something behind it and we can't see it, because we're the future people, the ones who God, Himself, had planned for all along. Our time's up, I think. It's time to change the World. Jimi Hendrix said the Earth flips axis every 2,000 years or so, and I believe Him. Oh, and by the way, I think God was within Jimi Hendrix.

[beachguy in thongs]

No. But if you're going to believe in it so fervently, you probably should.

All I'm doing is quoting it. Can't you tell? :stoned:

edit: sometimes I'm adding a "pot" flavor to it.

[beachguy in thongs]

I've browsed the Bible.