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[beachguy in thongs]

In my view, we all feel the Holy Spirit when we're stoned. Jesus kept talking about all this knowledge that will come upon you, when you receive the Holy Spirit, and now we're finding out about pot's brain (cell)-multiplication talents. You'll talk to everyone, about anything stoned.

[robert42]

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-Albert Einstein


did Albert Einstein really say lame?

[Whos Carl]

nope

[F L E S H]

If you bury your head in it, even to make a joke about the people who wrote it, after Jesus Christ was murdered, your not gonna be wasting your timing destroying blind faith. The Bible is reference material. Give me another book that's 3400 to 1920 years old, and I swear that I'll quote it.

I don't quite understand what you mean, but there are plenty of BETTER books that are just as old, if not older, that contain more wisdom in one passage than in the entire Bible. The Odyssey, the Illiad, the Aenead, the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Dao de Jing, the writings of Confucius, Plato, Aristotle, Euripides, Socrates....

Man I barely scratched the surface with all of those.

BTW, Confucius said, "He who goes to bed with an itchy bum wakes up with smelly fingers."

[beachguy in thongs]

BTW, Confucius said, "He who goes to bed with an itchy bum wakes up with smelly fingers."

I, totally, have to disagree with Confucius on that one.

My ass is cleaner than a whistle, and I had a bug bite.

[beachguy in thongs]

So what's the story with Jesus then? Is he the only man in history to say he's the Son of God?

[Roadking]

Hmm, I know nothing of Mary Magdalene, besides Full of Grace.

that's a different Mary...

[beachguy in thongs]

All women are born full of Grace.

[Reefer Rogue]

Jesus was not God, he was one with God.

[beachguy in thongs]

Who said he was God? He didn't.