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[beachguy in thongs]

The Bible is mind pollution. Nothing has destroyed more lives than it. Destroy blind faith! imp:

If you bury your head in it, even to make a joke about the people who wrote it, after Jesus Christ was murdered, your not gonna be wasting your timing destroying blind faith. The Bible is reference material. Give me another book that's 3400 to 1920 years old, and I swear that I'll quote it.

[beachguy in thongs]

oh yea true.the praying powerbomb was his signature move along with the crucifix pin.

LOL, I was reading this thread backwards.

A+ Post.

[lemonboy]

The Bible is reference material.

Unless you're the President of the United States where it is an historically accurate picture of the life and times of Jesus Christ.

[Bouldercreekbud]

I'm still waiting for a version of The Bible to come out that hasn't been heavily altered by "scholars". I'll get back to you.

Nothing has been altered... The Dead Sea Scrolls prove that much of the Bible has been miraculously preserved. For instance, in the Dead Sea scrolls was found a complete book of Isaiah. This is a hotly debated prophet because of all his references pointing toward the Virgin Birth of Christ Jesus among many other prophesies that were fulfilled regarding Jesus.

By The Way,
Do you think God would let us run around this earth in Darkness w/no direction in life by allowing evil to corrupt his guide for living an upright and decent life? I highly Doubt it, especially since the words explicitly warn people not to change any words in the Bible. If anything were to be removed this would be one of the many, in order to manipulate the masses, but now since we have our own Bibles, we can read for ourselves the wonders of this life and the life to come, providing we believe and understand with our pee sized brains a glimpse of the Nature of a Wondrous and Good God.

[lateralus]

Virgin Birth

I, for one, know that Joseph was getting more than PMS vibes in the manger. :dance:

[dirtyhippy420]

My favorites are "I am god, follow me or I shall smote your ass. Now give the people who told you this your money and your little boys."; "Thinking is hard. Follow me and you'll never have to do it again, and since I am such a nice entity, it will only cost you ten percent of what you make" or "Show me the money!"

[buginabassbin]

didn't you hear they found a missing page from the bible!!!!!!! they think it was from the very beginning or very end it translates thus:















All characters and events depicted herein are fictional. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

[ermitonto]

Leviticus has some nice, wholesome quotes that espouse some of those good old Christian family values they're always talking about.

Leviticus 5:7-9

And if he be not able to bring a lamb, then he shall bring for his trespass, which he hath committed, two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, unto the LORD; one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering.

And he shall bring them unto the priest, who shall offer that which is for the sin offering first, and wring off his head from his neck, but shall not divide it asunder:

And he shall sprinkle of the blood of the sin offering upon the side of the altar; and the rest of the blood shall be wrung out at the bottom of the altar: it is a sin offering.

Leviticus 20:10

And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 24:16

And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Jesus H. Christ, who comes up with all these goddamn rules? I mean--oh crap--I didn't mean that! Please don't kill me!

[beachguy in thongs]

That stuff you wrote, E-tito, was written by Moses between 1220-1420 B.C.
Different story.

[likemclever]

That stuff you wrote, E-tito, was written by Moses between 1220-1420 B.C.
Different story.

Yep