well I found a great piece of wood that I was gonna do it out of. But I chucked it after I decided it wouldn't work. But it was a tall oak log about 6 inches around, and then it had 2 short branched like feet coming off it. I was gonna make one of the branches a stump and then carve a rastafarian smoking a J sitting on it, with his legs as the other branch. The carb would've been the cherry of the joint. I might still do it, fuck it if it holds water well or not... that'd just be badass to have.