Okay, stoners need to have like atleast 12 lighters stashed in various places in their house, and carry three with them at all times. I lose lighters all the time, and most stoners I know usually do too. And then someone loses their lighter, so they steal someone elses, and then the vicious cycles starts again. I'm so sick of some of my friends who are regular cig and pot smokers asking me for a light all the time. How the fuck can they not have lighters!!! They all can drive, they're all over 18, they all have jobs, but they don't have goddamn lighters. Dipshits!!

Sorry, you brought up lighters and I had to vent.