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Wanna here mine?

So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit as in wow this kids ganna have a broken leg or something, hah I wish.We all go to the window and there is a pipe going through his body.It just then so hits me that my dad had been doing construction in the front yard, and had left a pipe there for the night.SO now he's fucking screaming and people are about to wake up.So we pull him into my house, now my parents were out of town so we had the house to ourselves.So were dragging him and hes screaming for help and then all the sudden my friend snaps his fucking neck.Me and my other friend were like screaming in terror.He told us to shut the fuck up and told me to pack some clothes.SO I did then we went to my other friends house and got his clothes.So then the other guy, me and my friend start to walk to his house.He gets some clothes sneaks out his window and proceeds to steal his step dads truck.We get in and get to an airport and fly to Mexico.Now here I am hiding from the American police in Mexico, on the coast sipping some coffee at an internet cafe.Much love.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life, im sure its cause im drunk and in a GREAT fucking mood, but damn, i love you, that was good, shit, all i remember now is a pipe going through a dude, what else happened, fuck, i love getting drunk, bye
nickx760 Reviewed by nickx760 on . The most intence getting busted stories ever. Wanna here mine? So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit Rating: 5