Yeah, I believe you. In fact, I have a better story.

I went over to my dealer's place, but I think he was trying to skimp me a little. So I tore him in half and stole his brain. Then, I ate it. Then, I went and beat the shit out of George Bush. Then I ripped him in half, too. Then I stole the White House. Then, I broke it in hald aswell. Then I stole Jupiter. I tried to break it in half, but it just cried like a bitch, so I kicked Jupiter in the nuts. Then, I dunked it through the rings of Saturn. Then I broke the internet in half. Then, I ate my own arms. Then, I grew new ones and ate them too.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . The most intence getting busted stories ever. Wanna here mine? So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit Rating: 5