Yeah, I believe you. In fact, I have a better story.

I went over to my dealer's place, but I think he was trying to skimp me a little. So I tore him in half and stole his brain. Then, I ate it. Then, I went and beat the shit out of George Bush. Then I ripped him in half, too. Then I stole the White House. Then, I broke it in hald aswell. Then I stole Jupiter. I tried to break it in half, but it just cried like a bitch, so I kicked Jupiter in the nuts. Then, I dunked it through the rings of Saturn. Then I broke the internet in half. Then, I ate my own arms. Then, I grew new ones and ate them too.