Quote Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
can you adopt me too???

ill get a job...and maybe even keep it...and pay my way...and pay rent...you just gotta sign papers
Well, I'll think about it. Let's see that would be two dependents I could claim plus two government stipends, times one willing to work, carry the three....

Quote Originally Posted by Monkey4Sale
That's what's nice about oregon, under an oz. and it's a max of a $500 fine.
That's another perk of being adopted by me, the penalty in CO for an oz. or less is a ticket for up to $100. So if the man gets you down, it won't be that much you have to work off by mowing the lawn.