Quote Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
P.S. What exactly do you want us to tell you?
LOL, I can see it now:

"I fuck the couch, too."

"Ooh ooh, me too, I was SURE I was the only one!"

"I fuck any and all inanimate objects."


"inanimate object fuckers unite!!!"

Im sure there's a forum out there.


Then we'll have to listen to whether or not man can marry an inanimate object of his choosing (after all, it is HIS life) and get the benefits of marriage that people who marry other people get...well I dunno about you but Im tired of THAT age-old debate. If a man feels his life would be more fulfilling with his couch, more fullfilling knowing that his ass and dick can park itself there anytime and is always welcome (not the same when it comes to intimacy with people, I totally get that!), then by golly he is entitled to that right and happiness, is he not?

Fuck your couch with all your might sir. I for one support your union.