You're Blue Haze!
Depending on your inhabitants, you react in diffrent ways, with true smokers, you're lovely, you make us feel like anything is possible, you remove all doubt, you make us all happy no matter what.

With virgin-lungs, you suck, you turn them into mashed potato, they fall in and out of conciousness, you make them utter the words.. "God, I'm never doing this again.."

That's me to a T. Amazing really. I love springing the "pile 'o' weed" on a new smoker. "We're going to smoke all of that?" I usually have to finish it off myself.