guys i need help pleas dont flame

[nickx760]

its spelled *abortion*

[slipknotpsycho]

well, i'm not all for the idea of abortion, but in my eye's i'd of much rather been aborted than brought up in a world when my parents couldn't even provide for themselves....

[yzstoned]

ok so i sopostaly giotthis chcik pregnant not last saterday butthe saterday befor that and i think shes fucken with me caus i had a condom on guys what teh fuck do i do man im only fucken 16 her friends mom said if it ever happed shed take her for a aborshion whagtthe fuck do i do man im on probation and i cant smoek to calmme down

r u drunk? cause i dont remember ur spelling being that bad? no offense if you're not

[jakenthegentiles]

no ijust suck

[lateralus]

I'm completely for abortion, as long as it isn't used as a form of birth control (i.e., irresponsibly not using contraception). For people who aren't, there's always adoption. I'm with slipknot, better an adoption or an abortion than a KID raising another kid.

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

i heard something before, probly some ridiculous shit in school, that if u have anal and cum in her theres a slight chance of getting pregnant because the skin in between it and the vagina is porous, but it sounds like bullshit, i really doubt you got her pregnant though

[Dr.Feelgood]

i was in almost the same situation this summer. I banged this girl a couple times and one day she says shes pregnant and i get a shitty job and all this other shit. but oh wait the baby aint mine and by the way its my best friends. she got into coke and shit so me and my buddy dropped her off at the hostpital and boxed out his car. so yea just wait it out and prepare for the worst but hope for the best.

[jakenthegentiles]

i was sleepen and i woke up and it hit me she cant be cau iwas onteh fone with he r cound be more then a week agen she was haven her period im guna ath her inthe lie im guan tellher i wantto see the test and when it says shes not pregnant i think illkillher cat

[mike jones]

i was sleepen and i woke up and it hit me she cant be cau iwas onteh fone with he r cound be more then a week agen she was haven her period im guna ath her inthe lie im guan tellher i wantto see the test and when it says shes not pregnant i think illkillher cat

ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon

I think the 2nd quote is slightly less readable. Some of the spelling on this board just cracks me up sometimes, haha. Sorry.

I dont know dude, she's probably not pregnant, or its probably not yours. Good luck in figuring it all out.

[lateralus]

Jake, cat homicide is immoral. Refrain from cat homicide.