O.K. we need some humor so......

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I have no jokes, so here's a 'finger'.

The origin of this classic dates back well before the mid-1970's, but its current manifestation has to thank the television show Happy Days. Ralph Mouth and his gaggle of friends used a G-rated version of this bird by telling the well-deserved receiver to simply sit on it. As time passed, because of its popularity and overuse, it was not insulting enough to just sit on it. In order to reemphasize its intended insult, the receiver was also asked to spin on it.


INSTRUCTIONS

(1)Extend your nesting bird in the direction of the beneficiary of your ire. (2)As you say the words, "Sit on it," (3)slowly rotate your finger in a counterclockwise motion.


TIP
You must truly believe that the bird's recipient is going to sit on it, and this is their punishment for being them.

OMG LOL haha that was so good!!

[robert42]

lol good one beachguy

[robert42]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm

http://tributetoowned.ytmnd.com/


heres a good joke

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?"

"Certainly, sir, "replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents," replies the bartender.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy... "Where's the Guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies... "Same as I'm doing to his business!"

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, that's a good joke Rob

Never heard it before.. cheers:stoned:

[robert42]

this is classic aint seen it in like a year:

http://www.savvy.com/videos/funny/priceless_date.aspx

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn, I never got my $12 bottle of wine... :cursing: !!!

[robert42]

some good images
http://content.collegehumor.com/item...5.451xAUTO.jpg

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/10565/

http://content.collegehumor.com/item...3.451xAUTO.jpg

http://content.collegehumor.com/item...3.451xAUTO.jpg

[tokosan]

U might be a redneck if your idea of a nice brunch is cold brains and a femur sandwich..


o wait thats zombie jokes ok its early.

[Shane O Mac]

Yo mamma's ass is so hairy, it looks like don king is about to pop out n say "ONLY IN AMERICA!"

[Canadabis]

Hey anyone heard about the gay midget with the cleft palette?