Life is a tower built with an infinite number of tortoises (we, the human race, are on the top). Now, since the human race is so heavy compared with the tortoise we're sitting on, the top-tortoise is like "What the hell? Get off my back you dirty monkees!" And that tortoise shakes us off into the abyss...but while we're falling, a second tortoise swoops down (this tortoise has humongous gargoyle wings) picks us up with its teeth, and flies off.
We ask it "where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?"
To which it replies "You are Carmen Sandiago. REJOICE!"
Then the giant tortoise gives a bellowing laugh, like Santa Claus, and we magically turn into another infinite stack of tortoises. The End.