Wrong! I'm neither talkative, capricious, aloof nor manipulative.

You don't know what these people are doing, and yet you trust their methodology? It's pretty obvious that they're just making it up. If they had any real scientific understanding of how gravitational pull affects the events in your life, they'd be able to explain it in neurobiological terms, and prove it through scientific experiments. There would be some way to show correlating patterns among the lives of people with the same sign that don't occur in people of different signs, to the satisfaction of the scientific community. But there isn't. It's just a bunch of vague statements that have no grounding in objective reality.