I haven't seen a single astrological prediction of anything in my life that couldn't be attributed to chance. All I see are vague general statements that could apply to a great many people, even people I know not to be the same sign as me.

And even though the Sun has more gravitational pull than other heavenly body, it doesn't even compare to the gravitational effect of my being at 42° latitude rather than at the equator. By that logic, people at the equator should have much different astrological effects than me, because gravity is weaker there.

And what the heck does this "body water" you speak of have to do with my life today? How does it alter my personality? I want to see some science here.