Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
I for one think it's rather ridiculous to assume that events in my life are somehow influenced by whichever arrangement of stars appeared to be behind the Sun from the vantage point of Earth at the moment that my mother pushed me out of her vagina. Besides, what is "The hundred-yard dash, turning into a skid" even supposed to mean?
It isn't the arrangement of the stars, it's the gravitational pull of the moon on your body water when you are born.
beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . More aptitudes of the Zodiac Aries- Find the Shortest Distance between points. (Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!) Taurus- Drinking an entire pitcher of Beer, drop by drop, from a 2-ounce cup. Gemini- The hundred-yard dash, turning into a skid. Cancer- Walking directly across your path several times a day. Leo- Working hard to achieve their goals- a Leo paces the room like a lion at the zoo, giving that precise impression of cruel and unjust imprisonment (if someone's heartless enough to ignore this behavior, they'll Rating: 5