Ermontito and LonerStoner, your life ambition is to be where the action is. Your ultimate pleasure is eavesdropping, and your traumatic past-life experience was that you were bored, once.

esra and King Kong B., you're traumatic past-life experience was that you were forced to hunt for food. Your possible profession could be a mystic, martyr, or a healer. You regard yourselves as a figment of your own imagination.

Robert, you are not photogenic and your parents should have named you, instead of Robert, Escoffier or Bacchus. Your ultimate pleasure is scratching itches when no one else is looking.

DaM Spam. Can't you think of something else?